darrynek:

when i was in the 3rd grade i thought i was straight bc i fucked Your Mom

(Source: khione)

cute-overload:

This is my dog with a giant zucchini.http://cute-overload.tumblr.com

cute-overload:

This is my dog with a giant zucchini.
http://cute-overload.tumblr.com

proud-atheist:

I fail to see how fat Americans not eating for a day stops people from getting gassed on the other side of the planethttp://proud-atheist.tumblr.com

proud-atheist:

I fail to see how fat Americans not eating for a day stops people from getting gassed on the other side of the planet
http://proud-atheist.tumblr.com

Tumblr Code.

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

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must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

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(Source: aru)

junkoes:

i used to be a really smart kid who was “going places” but now i just cry a lot and eat all the food in the fridge

darrynek:

extravagantgiraffes:

darrynek:

4/5 chiropractors agree that Your Gay

*you’re

thanks.  you’ve served justice where it was due. you put me in place and for another day, the internet is saved because of your eagle eye for grammar mistakes.  god bless you, extravagantgiraffes.  i don’t know what we’d do without you

(Source: khione)